Filemon
Term used to describe a man who finds himself trapped by bleach blonde, tattooed, overweight, manly woman. He tries to end the relationships but they will not let him go!
Juan: Hey buddy, Did you get that divorce yet?
Frank: Hell no! She's completely Filemoned me! She won't file the divorce papers. I just want her out of my life so I can be with this classy, beautiful chick I've fallen in love with.
Frank: Hell no! She's completely Filemoned me! She won't file the divorce papers. I just want her out of my life so I can be with this classy, beautiful chick I've fallen in love with.
Filemon
The best human you will ever encounter, he has a more then average length penis, and a real (you can tell by looking at his greek god body) Filemon is quite rare.
Omg did you see Zeus he has such a nice Filemon body.
filemon
Sociopath. Lacking heart soul or feelings for anyone other than themselves.
"Did you hear what greg did to tracy?"
"Yea he's such a filemon"
"Yea he's such a filemon"