fillibuster
When politely asked to leave a bar with a drink in hand, your associate stalls with the bouncer/bartender/owner until the aforementioned beverage is killed.
I changed the song on the bar laptop but had just ordered a beer, so Ziggy being Ziggy fillibustered for me.
Fillibuster Bernie
A person who tells stories for so long that you forget what the story was about in the first place
Yo what took you so long?
Fillibuster Bernie was telling me about his day!
Fillibuster Bernie was telling me about his day!