Filthy Armadillo
A sexual act, where you butter or oil a floor, spin your woman around on the oiled or buttered floor while you and others repeatedly piss and shit on her for 5 minutes, after the 5 minutes, someone throws a brick at her, this curling her up in a ball
Guy: dude did you see Marsha this morning?
Friend: yea she was bruised up
Guy: yea we gave her a Filthy Armadillo
Friend: yea she was bruised up
Guy: yea we gave her a Filthy Armadillo