filthy dick visit
A Dick Visit (see Dick Visit) in which afterwards your sheets, carpet, and a pair of gym socks have to be profesionally cleaned or burned due to irreperable damage due to seamen/ urine/feces stains.
Hey Eddie, I'm gonna have to take a rain check on watching the Red Sox pound the shit out of the Yankeeys again tonight; Claudia came by for a Filthy Dick Visit this afternoon and the cleaning crew will be here working until about midnight cleaning the feces and seamen off the carpets and walls.