Finduism
A religion of master procrastinators. Encompassing the word 'findu,' meaning ebonics 'finna do'; as in fixing to, about to, or going to do something-- eventually, but not right now.
Melanie embraces Finduism; as such, she's waited until one day before the deadline to begin her 3,000 word essay.
Finduism
A way of life that treats everyone kind unless you don't listen to the Great Findu then ye u shall bleed the blood of the damned and you shall be cast unto hell
JOIN FINDUISM!
It IS GOOD!
It IS GOOD!