fine print meal
A meal at a very upscale haute cuisine restaurant where the food portions are about the size of the fine print you normally see on contracts
I knew I was in for a fine print meal when the lowest priced entree on the menu was $40 and it was mac and cheese. Then I looked at the next table and saw something that looked like a pigeon rib that read rack of ribs on the menu. Looks like McD's is for dessert.