Finger bum wank
This phrase can be used to put emphasis on how giddy a friend, colleague or a familiar is.
It is usually used when said people have a sense of achievement or acquired something cheaper.
It can also refer to masturbating your anus with one of your fingers because you're too ugly to get laid.
It is usually used when said people have a sense of achievement or acquired something cheaper.
It can also refer to masturbating your anus with one of your fingers because you're too ugly to get laid.
Man 1: " I got a 2 for 1 deal on these sandwiches!"
Man 2: *makes masturbation gesture* "Finger bum wank sandwich deal!!! You're really saving those pennies!"
Or
Man 1: "Hey I got her number!"
Man 2: "Finger bum wank! She's only the village bike Mr sloppy seconds!"
Man 2: *makes masturbation gesture* "Finger bum wank sandwich deal!!! You're really saving those pennies!"
Or
Man 1: "Hey I got her number!"
Man 2: "Finger bum wank! She's only the village bike Mr sloppy seconds!"
Finger Bum Wank
Putting your finger in your bum to aid wanking if you have taken a load of oats and it's taking a while!
I opted for a Finger Bum Wank last night
finger bum wank (FBW)
insertion of a finger into the anus whilst "jackin it"
"jeff likes to finger bum wank (FBW) with himself"
Soapy Finger Bum Wank
The act of fingering your asshole with your finger/fingers covered in soap, while masterbating.
“I was struggling to get myself off so I decided to have a soapy finger bum wank”
finger bum wank (FBW)
a particularly sick individual who is not satisfide with the usual five finger shuffle, and feels it nessecary to penertrate his own rectum with 1,2 or even three fingers whilst beating one off, adding to his own miss guided feeling of sexual gratification.
i was going to have a wank but i thought fuck it why not have a finger bum wank (FBW) i deserve it!
Finger Pokey Bum Wank
When your finger slips into your bum whilst you’re masturbating. FPBW for short
I can’t wait to get home and have a Finger Pokey Bum Wank