dad fingers
The large, meaty fingers of a dad. These are obtained through various dad activities, such as; tightening screws, opening jars, and pleasing the mother
-He was so big, he could have pinned me down with just his dad fingers!
-Oh Carol, you wouldnt believe the dad fingers on my new boy toy!
-Oh Carol, you wouldnt believe the dad fingers on my new boy toy!
Suck ya Mum and finger ya Dad
Offensive term often used on trolls or people that piss Hannah off in the Bebahan stream.
"Go suck ya Mum and finger ya Dad"
finger dad
when your dad is literally a finger
wow I did not know you had a finger dad