finger fungus
A wedding ring on one's finger making them unavailable for dating.
Jane: Wow, look at that hottie over there!
Sue: Yeah, he is sexy, ohhhh but he has finger fungus.
Jane: Damn!
Sue: Yeah, he is sexy, ohhhh but he has finger fungus.
Jane: Damn!
crusty finger fungus butt
school yard taunt. Denotes the person is icky
"that Tommy is a crusty finger fungus butt"
fungus fingers
Where you finger a blue waffle and get all of the puss on your fingers
oh dude, I heard you got fungus fingers of that girls blue waffle!