finger her january
In parody of "No-Nut November" and "Destroy Dick December", finger her January is an event starting on the first of January, in which you finger as much as you can, during this time all bro bonds are here by canceled and it is allowed to finger a friend's mom.
"i can't wait for the year to start"- your mom
"i love finger her January" -your mom
"i love finger her January" -your mom