Finger love cramps

Distinct finger pain generated by intense and excesive use of a mobile messaging system like the BlackBerry messenger to communicate to one's lover.

- My fingers are in pain this morning.
- Did you hurt yourself? arthritis? Perhaps carpal tunnel syndrome?
- No, only "finger love cramps", I texted my girlfriend all night long. Did I tell you she moved away to Canada?

Finger love cramps

Caused by the incorrect form and/or technique when masturbating yourself or someone else.

Olly: Oii hero I'm full of finger love cramps today.
Marc: Oh damn, are you feeling lonely?!

俚语	finger love cramps
释义	Finger love cramps Distinct finger pain generated by intense and excesive use of a mobile messaging system like the BlackBerry messenger to communicate to one's lover. - My fingers are in pain this morning. - Did you hurt yourself? arthritis? Perhaps carpal tunnel syndrome? - No, only "finger love cramps", I texted my girlfriend all night long. Did I tell you she moved away to Canada? Finger love cramps Caused by the incorrect form and/or technique when masturbating yourself or someone else. Olly: Oii hero I'm full of finger love cramps today. Marc: Oh damn, are you feeling lonely?!
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