Finger Monkey

1. An adorable monkey that is small enough to hug a human finger.

2. When you finger someone's asshole and come out with shit attached to your finger.

When you're fingering a butthole and get poop on your finger when you pull it out.

When you finger a girl and beat your chest like a monkey.

Opt. Assert dominance by howling like a monkey.

a miniature monkey small enough to wrap around your finger

What a two year old calls the marks on the surface of a CD or DVD that are made when they first learn how to load this technology into the player. These cheeky little sticky critters cause havoc with the music/film.

the act of using the index and middle finger of each hand inserted into your partners asshole and to spread it apart so you can easily insert your dick after haucking a large lugie into it.

Fingers the Monkey was the first successful test held by the Dominican Republic to weaponize Monkeys. They added LSD and Heroine to the mother's bloodstream during the last few days before birth. thus Giving the baby monkey extremely chaotic behaviour, they then taught it through a reward system to attack all hands it saw, it was taught to jump onto the back of the hand, pry off the fingernails and then jam them into the backs of the targets knucklebones, the monkey would then eat off the fingers, leaving a thumb and fingernail covered hands. Thus giving him the name 'Fingers The Monkey'. After a containment breach in which Fingers escaped into the whiled after taking the fingers of five guards, he has not been located. and newspaper headlines would suggest he is now running around central ad northern America, taking the fingers of whoever he comes in contact with.