Ambidextrous Moment
An ambidextrous moment is that awkward moment when somebody who is ambidextrous is asked if they are a lefty or a righty, and they just sit there awkwardly and stare.
Person 1: "Dude, at basketball I had an ambidextrous moment when the coach asked me what my shooting hand was"
Person 2: "Owned"
Person 2: "Owned"