finicum
A garbled, pidgin blend of American English, the Constitution, miscellaneous cherry-picked bible quotes, and frothing, paranoid ranting denoted by random use of capitalization and punctuation; usually the result of a brainfukt sovereign citizen.
Those bird sanctuary occupiers are spewing a lot of finicum lately.
finicum
To kill one's self via purposely aggravating or threatening law enforcement officials; suicide by cop. Named for the far-right domestic terrorist Robert Finicum, alias "LaVoy," who was killed by Oregon law enforcement after attempting to evade arrest and while reaching for a sidearm.
That dumb honkey just pulled a finicum!
finicum
(v). To effectively choose to be executed by police officers, usually accomplished by attempting to go for a weapon when multiple officers have guns trained on you.
I could not bring myself to become an hero, so I started a traffic dispute where the police showed up and I just finicum'ed and got shot up.
finicum
suicide by cop
Rather than surrender, the perp walked into a hail of police bullets resulting in finicum.
finicum
(n) The last little spurt that dribbles out after an orgasm; the opposite of precum; any insignificant or impotent finish to a noisy but unproductive pleasure..
(v) To try to draw a gun while multiple police officers are point weapons at you and telling you to surrender; to commit suicide by cop in an especially showy and stupid way; to do something pointlessly self-destructive out of a toxic mix of rage, arrogance and stupidity. Named after LeVoy Finicum, who set the standard.
(v) To try to draw a gun while multiple police officers are point weapons at you and telling you to surrender; to commit suicide by cop in an especially showy and stupid way; to do something pointlessly self-destructive out of a toxic mix of rage, arrogance and stupidity. Named after LeVoy Finicum, who set the standard.
(n) The Bundy Gang's orgy of self-stimulation ended with a little finicum in the snow.
(v) If you see red lights flashing in your mirror, don't finicum youself by doing anything stupid; just turn on your recorder, do as you are told, and if necessary, sue later.
(v) If you see red lights flashing in your mirror, don't finicum youself by doing anything stupid; just turn on your recorder, do as you are told, and if necessary, sue later.