Finney

A improbably large quantity of alcohol.

A beautiful girl who doesn't know how just how much she truly helps others.

to be kicked out of or not aloud into a party/event.

- a self-centered, ignorant girl who blames her problems on others. She is constantly seeking attention, claims outrageous situations that never happened did happen, and threatens to kill herself when she is really distracting from the people who actually need help. She's basically a bitch who advertises her false misery and annoying love for her boyfriend every five minutes on facebook, and needs to gtfo pronto.

A meme-playing football who goes to a school in Washington somewhere. He enjoys his well-deserved popularity.

When the god of soccer receives the ball and begins to physically and mentally rape the opposing team.

David Finney is the most amazing guy in the world. He's funny, smart as heck and amazing in every way. He is always there when you need him and will always make sure your okay. He's loyal, dashing and extremely cute. He has hair to die for and he doesn't care who touches it as long as you don't mess with his weave. He's beautiful, strong and every girl wishes they could have him but they don't stand a chance. If you have a David in your life make sure you keep him