Finnish Fart Lagoon
A sauna filled with naked men who release thick, drinkable farts at the same time. Combined with the humidity of the Sauna, it creates possibly the thickest air ever seen as well as the most rancid, honking smell ever. Some say you can drink the farts they are that thick.
"Oi perkele, Teemu, what are your plans for weekend?"
"Me and da boyz goin fo da Finnish Fart Lagoon, wanna come"
"I'm down"
"Me and da boyz goin fo da Finnish Fart Lagoon, wanna come"
"I'm down"