fintan

Irish name derived from the "Salmon of Knowledge" an old Celtic mythological story. King Fin turns into a Salmon to escape his enemies amd eats the hazelnuts that drop from the tree of Knowledge into the river. By eating them he has ultimate Knowledge. Eventually he gets caught and cooked the cook (Fin again in a new life) burns his thumb on the cooked fish and sucks it. He then knows everything.

greatest guy in the world with a MASSIVE FAT COCK

Fintan has a big,juicy,massive willy.

also known as the biggest meuca of them all, he has an extraordinary seduction power. daily goal-scorer, both on and off the pitch and on both men and women. bro is a genius, known to the closest ones as the "salmon of knowledge"

Irish name derived from the "the jiblet" an old Celtic mythological story. King Fin turns into a jiblet and goes on to wreck everyones head. His enemies are many because most people are shit sick of him. He is an incredible jew who loves to spend very little. People have decided he must die on many occasions but eventually came to the knowlegde that everyone needs someone to hate. Quote" haterz be hatin' yo!" Fintans were more likely to be part of the hitler youth and grow up to the S.S. In modern times a fintan is likely to have no "nads" a tiny weiner and watch a rake of porn.

a tosspot who looks himself up on urbandictionary and thinks its all about him

The best person in the world with an amazing life a handsome ginger with amazing friends and is the life of a party