Fintermer
Just like a Chreaster is a Christian who only makes church appearances at Christmas and Easter, a Fintermer is a student who only makes library appearances during Midterms and Finals. Fintermers thus crowd the library and take all of your regular spots. These are typically students of the easy majors like communication studies and sociology who wait until the last minute to do everything (because they can... so, I guess, who can blame them?).
Regular: Damn Fintermers are everywhere, I can't find a place to sit!
Fintermer: Hey dude, it's not my fault that I don't do shit until the last minute. I was too busy following every sport and sitcom to get my work done. I need to keep current for social networking, bro.
Fintermer: Hey dude, it's not my fault that I don't do shit until the last minute. I was too busy following every sport and sitcom to get my work done. I need to keep current for social networking, bro.