fiorious
to be so large and full of oneself as to be rendered incapable of attracting any female of any species. Alternatively, being so jacked and ready to rage that one cannot be contained physically or emotionally.
(1) Dan got so fiorious last night that he chased down a full grown grizzly bear and made it cry.
(2) Ben can't keep his shirt on because he gets too fiorious to wear clothes.
(2) Ben can't keep his shirt on because he gets too fiorious to wear clothes.