Fipsi
the art of picking one's klegnuts from one's arsehole.
when one finds oneself without bog-roll having 'rroea'd (diarrhoea'ed) and one must simply twiddle one's thumbs and merrily wait for one's stools to dry, harden, and cling to one's anal whiskers. The waiting period can be anything from half an hour to forty five minutes depending on various factors, including solidity, quantity and patience. Afterward, having found the appropriate tool to extract the unwanted hunks, this act will be known as Fipsiing.