Fire AIDs
When you put a condom on before sex then dip your d-piece into a generous amount of icy hot. Then you proceed to fuck said chick. When she starts to feel it, tell her she should probably get checked out, because you indeed have a scorching case of Fire AIDs.
After having some freaky sex, Kelley started screaming in pain. Cory then told her she had Fire Aids.
AIDS Fire
A fire sparked by the friction of homosexual man-on-man relations rumored to give AIDS to all who feel its warmth and Herpes to any who breath in the smoke.
I got caught in that AIDS Fire in the Village last night and am now HIV positive.