fireass
Everyone has a shitty day once in a while. Fireass is when your ass gets irritated by sweat activating the fecal matter left behind from a sub par wipe after shitting.
More common on hot summer days, fireass takes several hours to develope, and has different levels depending on the intensity of discomfort experienced.
More common on hot summer days, fireass takes several hours to develope, and has different levels depending on the intensity of discomfort experienced.
" Oh man, I took a shit this morning, and I've been sweating like a pig... this FIREASS is killing me. I got level three FIREASS. I'm gonna go sit in a snowbank. "
fireass
A condition when excreting feces (taking a dump), your anus literally feels hot as a result of eating too much spicy food.
Where is your bathroom?, I think I'm going to have some serious fireass after going to that all you can Indian buffet
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Fireass is also known in the UK as Chef's Arse, the result of working in hot sweaty kitchens
When I was working at the hotel I dreaded working in the kitchen then having to cycle home with a bad case of fireass or Chef's Arse. (Arse is the UK equivalent of Ass).
fireass
a red headed person, whom logically has red hair on their ass as well.
Look at that fireass over there. Scorching everything he sits on.
Fireass
"amazing" or "really good"
Used to describe a desired subject; often a compliment.
Usually used in a sentence before the actual subject.
Used to describe a desired subject; often a compliment.
Usually used in a sentence before the actual subject.
That's some fireass pizza!
I was going to go eat with you guys, but my mom made some of her fireass lasagna, so I'll pass.
I was going to go eat with you guys, but my mom made some of her fireass lasagna, so I'll pass.
Fireass
an interjection used when a really shitty driver attempts to become some sort of speed demon/ kamikaze dude and almost kills everyone on the road. short for the phrase "wheres the FIRE ASShole?"
Kari: HEY!!! becareful Chrissy...that guy is going to kill us!!! Hes driving like a crazy person!
(as the guy speeds by, windows down, screaming)
Chrissy: FIREASS!!!!
(as the guy speeds by, windows down, screaming)
Chrissy: FIREASS!!!!