Fireiarrhea
The aftermath of someone who has consumed a ghost pepper, and has the need to defecate in mass quantities with the aid of a popsicle or frozen toilet paper. There may be a need for ass reconstruction.
MOM, can you grab the frozen toilet paper? I HAVE VIOLENT FIREIARRHEA!
Fireiarrhea
Just like it’s relative diarrhea, but add the burning fire dragons breath that flows from your anus. The sensation of something so hot, it feels like you’re shitting glass out your asshole.
I had some amazing (spicy) food today. Shorty after arriving home I had extremely bad fireiarrhea. Took me out the rest of the day. Had to shove an ice cube up my arse the rest of the day.