Fire Jesus
Fire Jesus is essentially real Jesus with two major differences; the ability to shoot flames, and the psychotic tendency to burn Pagans. He will spend vast amounts of time simply hunting down and burning Pagans with flames that spurt from his palms.
Pagan: Man, I sure am ready for a long day of bettering my society as a whole followed by some naturalistic tree worship!
Fire Jesus: My ass you are! *shoots flames which instantly incinerate said Pagan"
Fire Jesus: My ass you are! *shoots flames which instantly incinerate said Pagan"
fire breathing jesus
A fire breathing jesus is what one gets when you want to trump a fire breathing dragon. The head of the dragon body is none other than the holy lord my not savior Jesus Christ. When jesus wants to have sexy dirty and raunchy he releases his cum in the form of fire.
Teens fire breathing jesus tattoo is going to trump Teen 2's dragon tattoo.