Fireman's Sundae
When a firefighter who is having trouble with his wife goes home to get some things to stay at the firehouse and his wife, not wanting him to leave her, pins him against the refrigerator sucks him off and lets him blow his load on her face. He then looks down at her and says "now I gotta go to the firehouse".
South Meriden Volly #1: so dude what's going on with you and your wife?
South Meriden Volly #2: well... Funny thing about that (see above for story)
South Meriden Volly #1: oh so you got a Fireman's Sundae
South Meriden Volly #2: well... Funny thing about that (see above for story)
South Meriden Volly #1: oh so you got a Fireman's Sundae