Fire Phoenix
A phoenix is a mythical yet magestic creature. Only suiting is the sexual maneuver dedicated to this firey bird. When one decides to engage is the mucking of a woman's slop pit with cracked or dried lips, after she has consumed a large amount of spicy food. The burning sensation tends to resemble that of applying Blistex to a set of lips, except Blistex doesnt make a "your girlfriend's asshole" flavored product. The burning causes you to retreat from her mud knot and screech like a Phoenix.
This fucking cold has been so hard on me. I can't breathe through my nose so my lips are cracked. And to top it off, I got the fire phoenix from the old lady when I tried to go turd diving.
Fire Phoenix Jutsu
Similar to fireball jutsu, just before ejaculating you light the tip of your cock on fire and spin around ferociously, releasing ejaculat-fireballs in all directions, hopefully hitting surrounding targets.
Friend 1: 'yo, why is ur crotch all wrapped up like that?'
Friend 2: 'oh this, well I was cornered by a bunch of guys who wanted to rip my cock off for some reason, so I sacrificed the tip to preform the Fire Phoenix Jutsu on them, and i managed to get away.'
Friend 1: 'WHAT IN THE LIVING FU-'
Friend 2: 'oh this, well I was cornered by a bunch of guys who wanted to rip my cock off for some reason, so I sacrificed the tip to preform the Fire Phoenix Jutsu on them, and i managed to get away.'
Friend 1: 'WHAT IN THE LIVING FU-'
Phoenix Fire
A common STD at the fine institute of Elon University. Symptoms identical to that of gonorrhea.
"o potato skins not the phoenix fire."
"bc gave me the fire, it rages strong within me!"
"IT BURNS, ahhhhh chichi...."
"bc gave me the fire, it rages strong within me!"
"IT BURNS, ahhhhh chichi...."
phoenix fire trap
When a girl puts pepper spray on her vagina, then 10 guys must cum on her pussy to put our the fire. The men must be dressed up in full firefighter gear. Only the heroic few go into the fire to put it out.
Son: Hey guys I just phoenix fire trapped this girl last night
Dad: (overhears) Son i invented the phoenix fire trap.... were you the hero?
Son: Damn right
Dad: (tears up) I'm so proud of you
Dad: (overhears) Son i invented the phoenix fire trap.... were you the hero?
Son: Damn right
Dad: (tears up) I'm so proud of you
Fire Phoenix Jutsu
Similar to fireball jutsu, just before ejaculating you light the tip of your cock on fire and begin to spin around ferociously, sending ejaculat-fireballs in all directions, in attempt to hit surrounding targets.
Friend 1: "yo, why is your crotch all bandaged up like that?"
Friend 2: "oh this, well I was chased and cornered by bunch of guys who wanted to rip my cock off for some reason, so I sacrificed my tip to preform the Fire Phoenix Jutsu on them and I managed to get away."
Friend 1: "WHAT IN THE LIVING FU-"
Friend 2: "oh this, well I was chased and cornered by bunch of guys who wanted to rip my cock off for some reason, so I sacrificed my tip to preform the Fire Phoenix Jutsu on them and I managed to get away."
Friend 1: "WHAT IN THE LIVING FU-"