Fireturds
Extreamly painful diarrhea.
That spicy chicken gave me fireturds.
fireturd
A turd, or (presumably human) piece of poop, attached to a firecracker in such a way that when lit into the sky, the firecracker will launch pieces of poop along with a brilliant display of color.
Valerie: Bruh did you see that fireturd festival?
Claire: Yeah bro! So beautiful.
Claire: Yeah bro! So beautiful.
Fireturd Suite
These are the sounds made when one drops a spicy fireturd!
I heard the Fireturd Suite coming from the toilet!