ambivarient
The emotional state you finds yourself in, immediately after being informed that your instant message status message could be construed to mean that you're on the lookout for gay sex.
person one: You know <word> is what gay guys looking for random sex partners do, right?
person two: Changed to "Ambivarient". Should be safe, as it's not a word. Also, now, accurately describes my mood, after having been informed that my previous status indicated that I was on the prowl for the ManLove™.
person two: Changed to "Ambivarient". Should be safe, as it's not a word. Also, now, accurately describes my mood, after having been informed that my previous status indicated that I was on the prowl for the ManLove™.