first fail
First fail is when a person posting a comment on a website posts the word "first", but actually misses first place because someone else posts a more meaningful comment a split second before them.
Blog Comments:
someperson: nice blog. thanks for the post, very informative.
firstfailperson: FIRST!!!!!!!!!
anotherperson: lol, first fail.
someperson: nice blog. thanks for the post, very informative.
firstfailperson: FIRST!!!!!!!!!
anotherperson: lol, first fail.
First-class fail
A first-class fail is a euphemistic term for failing a paper with the highest possible failure grade.
If you needed a C- to pass, for example, then receiving a D+ would count as a "first-class fail".
If you needed a C- to pass, for example, then receiving a D+ would count as a "first-class fail".
How did you go on your biology assignment?
I got a first-class fail
I got a first-class fail
Failed First
If a girl doesn't break her hymen in their first sexual experience, leaving the girl a virgin. While the male lost his.
This usually happens when the guy has a small dick, and break the hymen
This usually happens when the guy has a small dick, and break the hymen
Girl: I don't feel anything
Boy: It's so good
Boy: Wait, you didn't feel anything
Girl: yea, I think that means i failed first
Boy: It's so good
Boy: Wait, you didn't feel anything
Girl: yea, I think that means i failed first