Firstitis
The intense and overwhelming condition of wanting and needing to be one of the first people with each and every new gadget, shoe, hat or device that comes out on the market.
Larry will be one of the guys on-line on June 19 to get his hands on the new iPhone 3Gs. Even though Larry will have to donate blood for 3 weeks in a row to pay for it, his extreme case of Firstitis controls his internal desire.