fishing for the one-eyed trouser trout
searching for a small penis in a large amount of pubic hair
girl 1: "hey, how'd it go with Alex?"
girl 2: "Meh, not good, when we got down to business, i ended up fishing for the one-eyed trouser trout for like an hour!"
girl 2: "Meh, not good, when we got down to business, i ended up fishing for the one-eyed trouser trout for like an hour!"