fish off
go away. fack off. piss off. ECT!
ohhhhhhhhhh GOD just fish off would you!!!
Fishing off the pier
Trying to score with someone you work with.
Man, I knew that HR might fire my ass for fishing off the pier, but her ass is so fine, I've just got to make it mine!
fishing off the bridge
Making an educated guess.
Extrapolating from previous experience and personal knowledge either to predict future events or explain events about which you have no direct knowledge.
Extrapolating from previous experience and personal knowledge either to predict future events or explain events about which you have no direct knowledge.
"Why did she ignore me just now?"
"I'm just fishing off the bridge here, but I think it's because you didn't call her last time."
"I'm just fishing off the bridge here, but I think it's because you didn't call her last time."
Fishing off the company pier
When you date someone you also work with. Can turn out to be a very violatile situation when it comes time to break up.
Joe: Did you see that new billing clerk? I am so going to ask her out.
Max: Dude, don't go fishing off the company pier.
Max: Dude, don't go fishing off the company pier.
Fishing off the company pier
Dating at work is a recipe for a sexual harassment lawsuit.
"You don't get your honey where you get your money. You don't go fishing off the company pier."
Fat Chick Fish Off
Based on a fishing tournament format, the 'Fat Chick Fish Off" is when a group of males go out 'fishing' at a bar or party and attempt to 'catch' as many hefty females as possible. The goal is to catch the biggest female. At the end of the tournament, the fishermen return home for the weigh in. Each fisherman weighs his catch on a floor scale and the one with the most weight, wins the tournament. The fat females are then kicked out and 'released' back into the wild. They can also be eaten if preferred.
John: How did you do in the Fat Chick Fish Off tournament last night?
Cody: Great! My catch weighed in at 314lbs!
Cody: Great! My catch weighed in at 314lbs!
Fish Off the company Pier
To have sex or casual relations with someone you work with. The consequences are risky; that you will be caught with 'company fish' or potentially loose your job, or just be stuck working in an awkward situation.... but you do it anyway.
"Damn, that boy is hot! Ima hit him up at the staff party!"
"Yeah he is, but I never fish off the company pier. After the last guy, we had a crazy fight in the lunch room later. I learned my lesson!"
"Yeah he is, but I never fish off the company pier. After the last guy, we had a crazy fight in the lunch room later. I learned my lesson!"