Fistance
Unit of measure for girth acceptance of the vagina in decimal fists.
"I nailed this chick last night but the fistance was 1.4; it was like parking a bicycle in an airplane hangar."
Fistance
One fist distance; the distance used in martial arts between the arm and body in many strikes and blocks.
his elbow should be one fistance from the body to execute properly
fistance
The amount of distance that you can still hit someone.
If John keeps running his mouth like that, he's going to find out he is within fistance of me.
Long Fistance
When you are unable to reach someone to "pound it" you perform the Long Fistance!
Mike was leaving the party and couldn't pound his friends fist to say goodbye so he did the ol' Long Fistance!
Social Fistancing
The action of punching someone in the face when they come within 6' / 2m of you during the COVID-19 pandemic.
Joe: That guy is getting close
Chris: Don't worry, I'll take care of him with a little social fistancing.
*POW!*
Chris: Don't worry, I'll take care of him with a little social fistancing.
*POW!*
social fistancing
The act of, in the year 2020, using all forms of media to angrily force something false, (an idea, policy, false election results, covid-19 misinformation) upon an otherwise informed public.
The Trump administration by way of base, has attempted to feed a continual line of bullshit up the rest of the world's ass through the practice of social fistancing.