Fisticulous
When something or someone is so ridiculous, that you feel compelled to punch someone in the face.
I had the most fisticulous time waiting in line at the DMV.
Fisticule
An alternative to the handshake. When two bros meet they'll put their own hands together in the shape of a testicles, let their arms hang to the floor, then thrust their hips forward so that they tap their symbolic testicles.
Bro don't leave me hanging! Why don't you want to tap fisticules?