Face Five
A term coined by "The Todd," a perverted character on the hit tv comedy "Scrubs."
To interpret a slap on the face as a misplaced high-five.
To interpret a slap on the face as a misplaced high-five.
1:
Carla: Why is my stapler on the floor?
She bends over to retrieve it, revealing a slight peeping thong.
Todd: Thonnnnnnnng!
Carla whips around and slaps him.
Todd: Face-five! Oh, yeah!
2:
I tried to look up that chick's skirt and she gave me a face five for effort!
Carla: Why is my stapler on the floor?
She bends over to retrieve it, revealing a slight peeping thong.
Todd: Thonnnnnnnng!
Carla whips around and slaps him.
Todd: Face-five! Oh, yeah!
2:
I tried to look up that chick's skirt and she gave me a face five for effort!
Face Five
When you say hi five to someone but they wont return it so you slap them round the face.
Dude 1: That was awesome!!! High Five! (dude raises his hand)
Dude 2: Are you like 10?
Dude 1: Face Five! (dude slaps him round the face)
Dude 2: Are you like 10?
Dude 1: Face Five! (dude slaps him round the face)
face-five
To intentionally miss someone's hand during a hi-five and smack them on the face instead.
I gave this one idiot a face-five the other day, it was totally sweet.
Face-Five
Slapping someone across the face.
Guy 1: "Ow dude, wtf?! You slapped me!"
Guy 2: "No I didn't, I face-fived you."
Guy 2: "No I didn't, I face-fived you."
High Five in the Face
Noun and verb describing a solid smack by the palm to someone's nose, eye, cheeks, and lips area, but can rarely include ears if done by a professional or Yao Ming. This phrase is typically used in a threat that is never executed. Reserved for talkers, not walkers.
Boss: "No complaints about coming in to work on Saturday morning, alright people?"
Kiss-Ass: "Oh, never! Let's do brunch."
Boss: "Raise your hand in favor."
Johnson: "I'll give you a hand...a high five in the face."
Boss: "What's that?"
Johnson: "McMuffins?"
Kiss-Ass: "Oh, never! Let's do brunch."
Boss: "Raise your hand in favor."
Johnson: "I'll give you a hand...a high five in the face."
Boss: "What's that?"
Johnson: "McMuffins?"
high five to the face
The act of a woman launching herself fully nude onto the face of a gentleman caller.
Eating of the vagina after being landed on.
Eating of the vagina after being landed on.
Hey babe, I'm feeling frisky. Can I have a high five to the face?
Five Face
Pushing your spread hand into someone's face to get them out of your personal space.
Dude wouldn't back off so I had to five face his ass..