Five foot nothing
The size of a petite female, a midget guy, or an otherwise average or unremarkable guy with no head.
Rudy was five foot nothing, just like Bubby was after his 1995 wreck.
Five foot nothing brad pitt
A midget your lover or wife would leave you for.
Guy's wife- Fuck this shit, I'm going to be with my five foot nothing brad pitt.
five foot nothing heartthrob
A five foot nothing guy that teenagers and pre teens idolize.
You want me to be one of your flavor of the months? A five foot nothing heartthrob with the frosted tips, and the washboard abs with all their hair plucked out? Well, I'm going to eat a twinkie right now instead.