five gallon fart
When you realize you realize you only had to fart after sitting down to take a shit but you flush the toilet anyways
Joe: I pulled off another classic five gallon fart at Gina’s house yesterday
John: Seriously!? There’s a drought going on in California and you’re out here wasting all that water on flatulence?!
John: Seriously!? There’s a drought going on in California and you’re out here wasting all that water on flatulence?!