Flabberblasting
When someone surprises someone else (usually a stranger) by fingering them. Usually
Yo, I was just Flabberblasting Monika in the hallway, she never saw it coming!
Flabberblasting
When two obese people blow eachother at the same time
Omg i saw two guys flabberblasting at the obesity clinic.
Flabberblast
An extremely loud, twelve-second, four octave fart that smells for a long time until it embeds itself in the furniture forever.
The Chode ripped a flabberblast! Gross!
flabberblasted
When a girl tosses a guys salad and he farts.
I accidentally flabberblasted in her face, and she didn’t break up with me. What a keeper.
Flabberblast
The act of blowing on ones tant. Flabberbating is the act of doing it to oneself.
I'm totally gonna flabberblast Helga tonight.