flabberfucked
showing great suprise or disbelief
When Danny told me that I was a pregnant man, I was flabberfucked!
flabberfucked
Frustrated and completely screwed at the same time. Usually accompanied by speechlessness and standing with one's jaw gaping open in shock.
Cancer Patient: My brain tumor removal isn't covered? How do you figure?
Claims Adjuster: Well sir, it's an elective surgery. I'm sorry, but you can't have it done. We'd pay for a nose job, though!
Cancer Patient:......uh........wha......but.......
(Cancer Patient is flabberfucked)
Claims Adjuster: Well sir, it's an elective surgery. I'm sorry, but you can't have it done. We'd pay for a nose job, though!
Cancer Patient:......uh........wha......but.......
(Cancer Patient is flabberfucked)
Flabberfucked
When a fat ugly person eye fucks you.
Ben-"dude that fat ugly bitch just checked you out"
Tad-" Shit man i just got flabberfucked"
Tad-" Shit man i just got flabberfucked"
Flabberfucked
after reading fanfiction and feeling relived and calm from the briallnt steamy read. lets you release your hornieness even in lessons
gabby is feeling rather flabberfucked after that cool fanfiction