flabberjacked
confused and don'know what is going onin the world
i'm fucking flabberjacked
flabberjack
Giving a homeless man (or woman) a sandwich in exchange for a blow job.
We were downtown last night and decided to go flabberjack the local bums with our left over Subway sandwiches.
flabberjack
originating in sweden; the act of bribing a homeless person for a blowjob. speaking the word outloud is considered very offensive and a sign of low class
Tina: Lately, i practically have to flabberjack my boyfriend to get some head.
Flabberjacking
It means frigging or flipping
This flabberjacking dog won’t stop annoying me he Keeps scratching the door
flabberjacker
Noun
Meaning idiocy, foolishness, clumsiness and crazyness.
Meaning idiocy, foolishness, clumsiness and crazyness.
"Hey, stop acting like a flabberjacker!" Mike yelled at his friend.
"Sorry, I just get like this sometimes." Ben replied.
"Sorry, I just get like this sometimes." Ben replied.
Flabberjack
A term applied to an overweight or obese male who suffers from frequently masturbates multiple times each day. Often referred to as chronic masturbation, a flabberjack usually masturbates 20 or more times per week.
"Look at that fat kid Jake. He's clearly a flabberjack."