Flaber

Committing the act of complete jack-assery.

A complete and utter derp, jackass.

One who goes on and on about how fat they are when they really don't need to lose any weight at all. Flabers commit the sin of 'flabbing', i.e. talking about how fat they are when they're practically anorexic. Flabers can be seen at the gym working out even though they have perfectly toned abs and furiously jogging with severely determined looks on their skinny faces. These people need to stop whining and just accept that they look fine and that they are in really good shape.

that extra fat that makes you look large when you are pretty skinny

When you suck a testacll so hard it pops but no teeth

The act of being so disgustingly and appallingly huge/fat that it retards any normal action you attempt to do

A organ in your cheeks. that needs to be gassing. If theres no gas coming out of your mouth, you need to see a doctor.

One who goes on and on about how fat they are when they really don't need to lose any weight at all. Flabers commit the sin of 'flabbing', i.e. talking about how fat they are when they're practically anorexic. Flabers can be seen at the gym working out even though they have perfectly toned abs and furiously jogging with severely determined looks on their skinny faces. These people need to stop whining and just accept that they look fine and that they are in really good shape. SO JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!