Flabio
a man that likes to wear hats and sing raps, but you don't really want to buy his mixtape made with one out of two of his wives named Laquisha. his other wife is an emo queen with a tendency to kill animals for fun.
Peep my mixtape fam
Means stuff Flabio would say
Means stuff Flabio would say
Flabio
An out of shape man with long hair. Sometimes Flabios will actually go shirtless and showcase their sub par physique. They aim to be like Fabio, who is also pretty lame, but they are far worse.
Hey, get a load of the Flabio on the beach!
flabio
a fat, dwarf like character that likes to ski and play drums
that joe holts a right flabio