Flaccidator
The person or object one thinks of when attempting to reduce a hard on
"I got a boner in class yesterday, luckily I had Joel as my flaccidator"
Flaccidator
The man who sits between you and a girl at a party to stop you from hitting on her. The protector of women's chastity. Works better than a condom or pills or both.
"Man this Phil guy is such a flaccidator"
Flaccidator
A guy who stops you from getting in with a girl. i.e. gets you flaccid
This Phil guy is such a flaccidator, jumped in between me and this chick last night.
A Flaccid
The Collective Noun for a group of old white men with reckons is a Flaccid.
A Flaccid of old white men took to the newspapers to express their dislike of a 16 year of girl.
flaccidity
The state of being flaccid, or not having a boner.
I had great flaccidity when I saw your moms vagina.
flaccid
1) Limp or soft
2) When the male penis is unhappy :(
3) "Down" time
2) When the male penis is unhappy :(
3) "Down" time
Often times, after cumming the penis goes into a flaccid state. When you have a huge erection and want it to become flaccid just think about your fat neighbor using your blanket as toliet paper... or baseball. Whichever works.
Flaccidating
Causing your sexual arousal or physical attraction to dissipate (the sexual analogue to buzzkill or downer.) Literal meaning is "causing to become flaccid", but can also be used more generally to indicate loss of interest.
I was so turned on seeing that hot guy walk in, but his racist comments were totally flaccidating.
Yeah, she was sexy AF but her breath was majorly flaccidating.
Yeah, she was sexy AF but her breath was majorly flaccidating.