Flacibo
When an erection seems to be present but upon further investigation, the realization of a flacid penis presents itself.
After watching a cops marathon I thought it was time to jiggle the ole cream noodle, but realized my erection was just a flacido.
"Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?"
"Actually neither its just a flacibo...."
"Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?"
"Actually neither its just a flacibo...."