Flagellan
Discovering stuff, but in a roundabout/meandering/gooey/semi-tard way. A moniker for an exploratory, but inaccurate and possibly clumsy person. Can also be used like a verb. A combination of the verb "to flagellate" and the explorer Magellan.
I was a total Flagellan as I made my through the unfamiliar neighborhood.
I flagellan-ed through the huge mall, unsure where I was going.
I flagellan-ed through the huge mall, unsure where I was going.