Flagylesternufterchire

Flagylesternufterchire is a condiment that you can put on various food items. It can be used as a lubricant when put in between two toasted buns.

For many people it is too bitter, but for the right person it can be oral bliss. Make sure not to put too much because it is a whiteish opaque substance.

Flagylesternufterchire can be entirely made from scratch at home. Follow ingredients as followed and do not change recipe or else

You will need
-five lemons
-6 fully browned hash browns
-2 dashes of dill
-1 shot of rum
-4 scallops
Blend to desired consistency

Whilst it's blending you will add
-1 cup of horseradish

-finely minced black olives with seeds
-monkfish
-1lb of summer squash
-4 Chipotle peppers
-chopped pine nuts
-cactus
-corn syrup
-almond butter
-Worcestershire sauce
- 5 cups of mascarpone
-1 cashew
Slowly add these ingredients to the blender slowly whilst adding water then prepare a bowl for the following ingredients

-minced garlic

-seminal fluid from a cow (for texture)
-green beans
-pease
-baby carrots

-1 whole tomato
Now add these ingredients all to a blender and when fully congealed scoop out of blender and enjoy.