Flame Retarded
Flame Re•Tard•Ed
Adjective
When your friends are being so highly retarded that you need a fire extinguisher to knock off their bullcrap.
Stupidity so painful that if feels as if you are on fire.
Hannah: “My hair is so brittle it will catch on fire from time to time”
Me: “Really? That’s weird, my hair’s pretty flame retardant”.
Makenzie: “Did you just say your hair is flame retarded?”
Me: “What? No I said flame retardant.”
Makenzie: “What?”
Me: “Why are you so flame retarded Makenzie??”
Adjective
When your friends are being so highly retarded that you need a fire extinguisher to knock off their bullcrap.
Stupidity so painful that if feels as if you are on fire.
Hannah: “My hair is so brittle it will catch on fire from time to time”
Me: “Really? That’s weird, my hair’s pretty flame retardant”.
Makenzie: “Did you just say your hair is flame retarded?”
Me: “What? No I said flame retardant.”
Makenzie: “What?”
Me: “Why are you so flame retarded Makenzie??”
“People at this school are so flame retarded I swear, smh”.
I.E. Dhonny’s Harem
I.E. Hannah K. Keaton T. Campbell T. Leslie R. Makenzie H. Claudia R.
I.E. Dhonny’s Harem
I.E. Hannah K. Keaton T. Campbell T. Leslie R. Makenzie H. Claudia R.
Flame Retarded
A name given to one who is 100% incapable of starting a campfire without the use of gasoline or any other highly flammable item other than wood.
Get out of the way, man. Let me get this fire going. I'm pretty sure you're flame retarded.
flame retarded
Flame RETARDED are people who set themselves on fire by lacking common sense, word often misused or confused with Flame retardants which are materials that inhibit or resist the spread of fire.
dude what's with all the bandages?-
-i sat myself on fire while lighting a fart-
really? how did it happen?
- i was wearing polyester, .. big whoooooosh right after.. is all i remember -
hahaha you are truly flame retarded!!!
-i sat myself on fire while lighting a fart-
really? how did it happen?
- i was wearing polyester, .. big whoooooosh right after.. is all i remember -
hahaha you are truly flame retarded!!!
Flame retardant
A safer way to call someone retarded without a teacher knowing. Make sure to put “expired” in front of it to lower suspicion.
Joe: I failed the math test. How was I supposed to know that x is equivalent to 2?
Mike: You expired flame retardant!
Mike: You expired flame retardant!
Flame Retardant
A person with "special needs" who is also gay.
Tard #1: "Did you hear about Chuck? He came out of the closet!"
Tard #2: (makes random noises) "...and I thought I was the only Flame Retardant!" (burps)
Tard #2: (makes random noises) "...and I thought I was the only Flame Retardant!" (burps)
flame retardant
Person or object used by males to block advances from memebers of the same sex.
I had to go to a gay bar with my friend Christopher the other night so I invited my friend Laura to go and pretend to be my girl friend and act as a Flame Retardant.