Flamin' Hot 69
Open up a bag of flaming hot Cheetos... from both ends. Two grown ass dudes dock right in the middle and cover those schlongs in that flamin hot cheeeee. They then proceed to extend their love 180 degrees just to clean off the mess they made with their mouths. HOT?.... no. Piping hot 69.
"Yo, fr doe tryna Flamin' hot 69 a muhfuckin homie, ya fear me?