Flamper
The place where your hamper should be, as well as the place where your clothes are, when you are too much of a slackass to finish the laundry.
Warning: The use of this term may induce assault.
Warning: The use of this term may induce assault.
Husband: "Sweetheart have you seen the laundry basket? Nevermind, I'll just leave these socks in the flamper."
Wife: WHAM-O!
Wife: WHAM-O!
Flamper
A floor used in place of a hamper.
"Hey, get your clothes off the flamper!"
flamper
A big pile of dirty clothes on the floor, or simply using the floor to store dirty clothes
I threw those jeans on the flamper.
Flamper
A floating camper, typically an RV or trailer secured to a floating dock
God damn it, Rebecca threw up off the side of the flamper again