Flap Cracker
When a lady squirts some love paste onto a cracker for her guy/gals eating pleasure.
Please note: When making you own flap crackers be sure to eat on the day of creation due to a short BBE date, they can quickly turn nasty!
Please note: When making you own flap crackers be sure to eat on the day of creation due to a short BBE date, they can quickly turn nasty!
1) Hey up love, fancy squirting me a flap cracker?
2) Scrape your udders on me hob nob luv, I fancy a flap cracker.
2) Scrape your udders on me hob nob luv, I fancy a flap cracker.
cracker flaps
Any white male or female with a big ass mouth, or got extra baggage hanging below!
"Look at that bitch & her cracker flaps!"
"Dude is outta his flaps"
"Straight CrackerFlaps"
"Dude is outta his flaps"
"Straight CrackerFlaps"
Flap Your Cracker
To overreacte, to throw a fit, to lose your temper; usually over something small
Also can be flapping your/a/my cracker, flapped your/a /my cracker
Also can be flapping your/a/my cracker, flapped your/a /my cracker
Example 1:
Bride: Oh my god! The white of the cake doesn't match the white of my dress! The wedding is totally ruined,we might as well just stop now!...
Groom: Honey, don't flap your cracker...
Example 2:
Guy 1: Where's Sue?
Guy 2: I don't know, she jusk flapped a cracker and took off.
Bride: Oh my god! The white of the cake doesn't match the white of my dress! The wedding is totally ruined,we might as well just stop now!...
Groom: Honey, don't flap your cracker...
Example 2:
Guy 1: Where's Sue?
Guy 2: I don't know, she jusk flapped a cracker and took off.